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Oi, me droogs, listen up! I’m Gru, yah, dat sneaky barista wid da espresso hands. So, prostitute, huh? Lightbulb! Dis one time, I see dis gal, right, workin’ da corner near me coffee joint. She’s all sass, boots up to here, skirt so short it’s basically a rumor. I tink, “Vhat a dame!” – like in da movies, yah? Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, dat flick I love. “Zis is my masterpiece,” I mutter, watchin’ her strut like she’s scalpin’ wallets instead of Nazi skulls.

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So check it: main drag is Bridge Street – you know, that bustling avenue full of quirky cafes and funky little boutiques. I always wander by the Mackay Central shopping centre – like wow, there’s always somethin’ new to sniff out. Then you got Nebo Road, where the locals just chill in the summer. I love headin' to Forgan Smith Park; it's awesomely green and peaceful. Sometimes I just sit there and think, "Ohhh, the wonder and beauty of the natural world," feelin’ all introspective, like in that Malick flick.

Update 3: Suspicious death appeal, Mackay